Adam,
the first one
a spoiled only child, convinced,
that all of his wife's friends are nasty
snakes and that his wife, should make
him spare ribs more often.
allergic to pectin.

Eve,
the naughty one
her father-in-law has been blaming
her for all of the misfortunes of
humankind because she nagged her
husband into moving out of his
parent's house and choosing their
menus. she can't resist apple pies.

Adam and Eve say... well, some silly primal words we don't understand.